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Making A pLane

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Making a plane

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NOw We Are

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Some laws WE never learnt in school or college:

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1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.
3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.
4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
tire.
5) O ' Brien's Variation Law: If you change queues ( TrainTicket
reservation) , the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.
6)BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to
be seen with.
8) WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine /
system won't work, it will.
9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
10) BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
11) OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
12) HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when
you're near the mailbox.
13) KITCEN'S RULE: You doubt whether you have switched off the light
or not once you are on the Bus to office.

21 Reasons.......Must Read

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21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend...
1.You don't have to call them every day, just to let them know you're not fighting
2.You don't have an anniversary-you just sort of "became" best friends.
3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your "partner" it makes you think of marriage. When they call your best friend our partner, it's more
like cops.
4.You never have to touch your best friend when it's
hot outside, but you
can still huddle close when it's freezing.
5.Your parents usually like your best friend.
6.Your best friend doesn't care if you get fat, you're
ugly, or if you get a ard haircut.
7.You don't have to get jealous of "girls only" night
or "guys only" night -- You're part of it!
8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.
9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on
any occasion.
10.You can plan on still having a relationship with
your best friend in 20 years.
11.Never in your life will you need "space" from your
best friend.
12.Your best friend won't be mad if you want some time
alone, and will only ask you "what's wrong?" once.
13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble
with; your boyfriend/girlfriend is someone you get in trouble
with if you get in trouble.
14.You don't have to get dressed up to go anywhere
with your best friend.
15.You're allowed to have multiple best friends.
16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and
your best friend's relationship.
17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend
is okay, no questions asked.
18.Your best friend will never refer to you as "the
ball and chain," "the old lady/man," or "the whip."
19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates
for a new best friend.
20.It doesn't matter what your "other" friends think
about your best friend.
21. Your best friend is the first person you call when
you get a new boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them.

funny Joke!! check Out

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Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven where he is met by God. "Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. "I'm going to do something I've never done before. Im going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven." God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh THAT?!" said God. "That was the Screen Saver."

Example of Will Power

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An old man lived alone in village. He wanted to spade his potato garden,but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation: Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden,because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison. Love, Dad Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!" At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen intelligence agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad..It's the best I could do for you from here." Moral: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS

A, B, C ...of life

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Life is ADVENTURE dare it. Life is BEAUTY worship it. Life is CHALLENGE meet it. Life is DREAM realize it. Life is ENDURANCE copewith it. Life is FRAGRANCE smell it. Life is GAME play it. Life is HEAVEN take it. Life is INITIATIVE take it. Life is JOURNEY complete it. Life is KEROSINE burn it. Life is LOVE enjoy it. Life is MYSTERY unfold it. Life is NAME find it. Life is OPPORTUNITY catch it. Life is PROMISE fulfil it. Life is QUSETION answer it. Life is REALITY face it. Life is SONG sing it. Life is TIME utilize it. Life is URAGE satisfy it. Life is VOICE listen it. Life is WEALTH acquire it. Life is X ? solve it. Life is YEARNING go after it. Life is ZENITH attain it.

Funny Message

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?! *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle Million soldiers 2 protect a country BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

simple Vs Complex

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MEN R SO SIMPLE If you kiss him, you are appreiciated If you don't, then he is equally pleased If you praise him, he will accept it as a compliment If you don't, then also you are admired If you agree to all his likes, he thinks it is a perfect match If you don't, he will respect your likes and dislikes If you visit him often, he will be overwhelmed If you don't, he will understand you have other priorities If you are well dressed, he will admire you If you don't, you are equally beautiful for him If you are jealous, he knows you love him a lot If you don't, he still knows you love him a lot If you attempt a romance, Your feelings are understood If you don't, still you are liked and admired If you are a minute late, he will thank u that u came. If you are early, he will be grateful for it If you visit another man, he understands that it is job related If you are visited by another woman, he understands you should have some time to yourself If you kiss him once in a while, he is head over heals for u. If you kiss him often, he is crazy for u. If you help him in crossing the street, you have high moral values If you do not, he will help u instead If you stare at another man, You are just admiring a human being If he stares another women, its because she looks like u.... If you talk, he will listen If you want to listen, he will talk In short: So strong and so understanding So powerful and so humble So straight and so simple So toleratent and wonderful... .....MEN! GIRLS ARE COMPLEX If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her. If you don't, she thinks you do not like her. If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait. If she is late, she says that's a girl's way. If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold. If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage. If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics. If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction. If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting. If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring. If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful .....Girls?!....Sigh.

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Indian Quiz Next time you get asked an annoying Indian question, answer it like this...read on, it's funny! Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean? A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target.... Q. You're from India, aren't you? I have read so much about the country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation? [note: This one we were actually asked in August '93 by a real estate agent when house-hunting in Boston.] A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant in our house. But later, we started elephant-pooling with our neighbors, to save the air. You see elephants have an "emissions" problem..... Q. Does India have cars? A. No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes. Q. Does India have TV? A. No. We only have cable. Q. Are all Indians vegetarian? A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India. Q. How come you speak English so well? A. You see when the British were ruling India, they employed Indians as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English. So the British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused their servants' babies with it and since then all babies born are born speaking English. A variation to the above is a compliment --- "You speak very good English." Response: Thanks. So do you. Q. Are you a Hindi? A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India. Q. Do you speak Hindu? A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity. Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt? A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school. Q. India is very hot, isn't it? A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India. Q. Are there any business companies in India ? A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of self-sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food. That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is a lot of hard work. Q. Indians cannot eat beef, huh? A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat. Q. India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly? A. Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink. But it is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work when I meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is why things are so inefficient there. Q. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they do that? A. We don't have shoes. So we burn the botton of our feet to make it hard so that we can walk. Q. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work? A. I prefer it to coming naked. Q. How do you celebrate Thanksgiving day in India? A. By roasting an American...

What your Birth month means

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JANUARY * Ambitious and serious * Loves to teach and be taught * Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses * Likes to criticize * Hardworking and productive * Smart, neat and organized * Sensitive and has deep thoughts * Knows how to make others happy * Quiet unless excited or tensed * Rather reserved * Highly attentive * Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds * Romantic but has difficulties expressing love * Loves children * Homely person * Loyal * Needs to improve social abilities * Easily jealous FEBRUARY * Abstract thoughts * Loves reality and abstract * Intelligent and clever * Changing personality * Temperamental * Quiet, shy and humble * Low self esteem * Honest and loyal * Determined to reach goals * Loves freedom * Rebellious when restricted * Loves aggressiveness * Too sensitive and easily hurt * Showing anger easily * Dislike unnecessary things * Loves making friends but rarely shows it * Daring and stubborn * Ambitious *Realizing dreams and hopes * Sharp * Loves entertainment and leisure * Romantic on the inside not outside * Superstitious and ludicrous * Spendthrift * Learns to show emotions MARCH * Attractive personality * Affectionate * Shy and reserved * Secretive * Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic * Loves peace and serenity * Sensitive to others * Loves to serve others * Not easily angered * Trustworthy * Appreciative and returns kindness * Observant and assess others * Revengeful * Loves to dream and fantasize * Loves traveling * Loves attention * Loves home decors * Musically talented * Loves special things * Moody APRIL * Active and dynamic * Decisive and hasteful but tends to regret * Attractive and affectionate to oneself * Strong mentality * Loves attention * Diplomatic * Consoling * Friendly and solves people's problems * Brave and fearless * Adventurous * Loving and caring * Suave and generous * Emotional * Revengeful * Aggressive * Hasty * Good memory * Moving * Motivate oneself and the others * Sickness usually of the head and chest * Easily get too jealous MAY * Stubborn and hard-hearted * Strong-willed and highly motivated * Sharp thoughts * Easily angered * Attracts others and loves attention * Deep feelings * Beautiful physically and mentally * Firm standpoint * Easily influenced * Needs no motivation * Easily consoled * Systematic (left brain) * Loves to dream * Strong clairvoyance * Understanding * Sickness usually in the ear and neck * Good imagination * Good debating skills * Good physical * Weak breathing * Loves literature and the arts * Loves traveling * Dislike being at home * Restless * Hardworking * High spirited * Spendthrift JUNE * Thinks far with vision * Easily influenced by kindness * Polite and soft-spoken * Having lots of ideas * Sensitive * Active mind * Hesitating * Tends to delay * Choosy and always wants the best * Temperamental * Funny and humorous * Loves to joke * Good debating skills * Talkative * Daydreamer * Friendly * Knows how to make friends * Abiding * Able to show character * Easily hurt * Prone to getting colds * Loves to dress up * Easily bored * Fussy * Seldom show emotions * Takes time to recover when hurt * Brand conscious * Executive * Stubborn * Those who loves me are enemies * Those who hates me are friends JULY * Fun to be with * Secretive * Difficult to fathom and to be understood * Quiet unless excited or tensed * Takes pride in oneself * Has reputation * Easily consoled * Honest * Concern about people's feelings * Tactful * Friendly * Approachable * Very emotional * Temperamental and unpredictable * Moody and easily hurt * Witty and sarky * Sentimental * Not revengeful * Forgiving but never forgets * Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things * Guides others physically and mentally * Sensitive and forms impressions carefully * Caring and loving * Treats others equally * Strong sense of sympathy * Wary and sharp * Judge people through observations * Hardworking * No difficulties i AUGUST * Loves to joke * Attractive * Suave and caring * Brave and fearless * Firm and has leadership qualities * Knows how to console others * Too generous and egoistic * Takes high pride of oneself * Thirsty for praises * Extraordinary spirit * Easily angered * Angry when provoked * Easily jealous * Observant * Careful and cautious * Thinks quickly * Independent thoughts * Loves to lead and to be led * Loves to dream * Talented in the arts, music and defense * Sensitive but not petty * Poor resistance against illnesses * Learns to relax * Hasty and rushy * Romantic * Loving and caring * Loves to make friends SEPTEMBER * Suave and compromising * Careful, cautious and organized * Likes to point out people's mistakes * Likes to criticize * Quiet but able to talk well * Calm and cool * Kind and sympathetic * Concerned and detailed * Trustworthy, loyal and honest * Does work well * Sensitive * Thinking * Good memory * Clever and knowledgeable * Loves to look for information * Must control oneself when criticizing * Able to motivate oneself * Understanding * Secretive * Loves sports, leisure and traveling * Hardly shows emotions * Tends to bottle up feelings * Choosy especially in relationships * Loves wide things * Systematic OCTOBER * Loves to chat * Loves those who loves him * Loves to takes things at the centre * Attractive and suave * Inner and physical beauty * Does not lie or pretend * Sympathetic * Treats friends importantly * Always making friends * Easily hurt but recovers easily * Bad tempered * Selfish * Seldom helps unless asked * Daydreamer * Very opinionated * Does not care of what others think * Emotional * Decisive * Strong clairvoyance * Loves to travel, the arts and literature * Soft-spoken, loving and caring * Romantic * Touchy and easily jealous * Concerned * Loves outdoors * Just and fair * Spendthrift and easily influenced * Easily lose confidence NOVEMBER * Has a lot of ideas * Difficult to fathom * Thinks forward * Unique and brilliant * Extraordinary ideas * Sharp thinking * Fine and strong clairvoyance * Can become good doctors * Careful and cautious * Dynamic in personality * Secretive * Inquisitive * Knows how to dig secrets * Always thinking * Less talkative but amiable * Brave and generous * Patient * Stubborn and hard-hearted * If there is a will, there is a way * Determined * Never give up * Hardly become angry unless provoked * Loves to be alone * Thinks differently from others * Sharp-minded * Motivates oneself * Does not appreciates praises * High-spirited * Well-built and tough * Deep love DECEMBER * Loyal and generous * Patriotic * Active in games and interactions * Impatient and hasty * Ambitious * Influential in organizations * Fun to be with * Loves to socialize * Loves praises * Loves attention * Loves to be loved * Honest and trustworthy * Not pretending * Short tempered * Changing personality * Not egoistic * Takes high pride in oneself * Hates restrictions * Loves to joke * Good sense of humor * Logical

Nature's own fireworks

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Northern lights is a result of our atmosphere shielding against solar particles which would otherwise make our planet uninhabitable The strong, green light originates at altitudes of 120 to 180 kilometres. Red northern lights occur at even higher altitudes, while blue and violet occur mostly below 120 kilometres. When the sun is "stormy", red colour occur at altitudes between 90 to 100 kilometres. Entirely red northern lights are sometimes seen, particularly at lower latitudes, and are often mistaken for a fire on the horizon. Courtesy :http://www.northern-lights.no/

funny Traffic signs( Photoshop)

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Size of our worlds

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Loyalty Of Employees ( Salaried )

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Bank Balance First Week : 10000 Second Week : 1000 Third Week : 100 Fourth week : 10 Conveyance First Week : Auto "I can afford it" Second Week : Share Auto "I would like to share. I am selfless!" Third Week : Bus "Public figures should travel by public transport" Fourth week : Walk "Good for health " Girl friends First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina "I can BUY love" Second Week : Meena, Tina "I have enough girl friends" Third Week : Tina "I am loyal to her" Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!" Mobile Maintenance First Week : Frequent outgoing calls "This is what mobile is invented for" Second Week : Restricted o! Utgoing calls "I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines" Third Week : Rare outgoing calls "Mobile should be used in urgent Situations only" Fourth week : Only incoming calls "I am not going to call her until she calls me " And last....but not the least... Boozing First Week : "Come, let's go to Taj and freak out!" Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Taj. Let's go to Dhaba." Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?" Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health

Four Agreements will keep u happy

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Agreement 1 Be impeccable with your word - Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love. Agreement 2 Don't take anything personally - Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering. Agreement 3 Don't make assumptions - Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life. Agreement 4 Always do your best - Your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.

~cOntradicting quOtes~

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Actions speak louder than words./The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap./ He who hesitates is lost. Many hands make light work. (or) Two heads are better than one. / Too many cooks spoil the broth. A silent man is a wise one. / A man without words is a man without thoughts. Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. / Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Clothes make the man. / Don't judge a book by its cover. (or) All that glitters is not gold. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. / Better safe than sorry. The bigger, the better. / The best things come in small packages. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. / Out of sight, out of mind. What will be, will be. / Life is what you make it. Cross your bridges when you come to them. / Forewarned is forearmed. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. / One man's meat is another man's poison. With age comes wisdom. / Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings. The more, the merrier./ Two's company; three's a crowd. The best things in life are free. / You get what you pay for. It never rains, than it pours. / Lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Better to ask the way than to go astray. / Ask no questions and hear no lies. Never do evil, that good may come of it. / The end justifies the means. Variety is the spice of life. / Don't change horses in the middle of a stream. There is nothing permanent except change. / There is nothing new under the sun. Never too old to learn. / You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Everything comes to him who waits. / He who hesitates is lost

Find out what men Are

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Men are like ....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like .....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like .....Bike helmets . Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like .....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like .....Copiers . You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like .....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like .....Bank accounts . Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like .....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like .....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like .....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like .....Handguns . Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.

Think Positive!!

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Think Positive!! This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do. I am thankful... 1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else. 2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets. 3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed. 4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends. 5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat. 6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine. 7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home. 8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech. 9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation. 10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means that I can hear. 11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear. 12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard. 13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive. AND FINALLY ....... for received e-mails because it means I have friends who are thinking of me, at least.

Funny Pets !! Just for Animal lovers

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HAIR TIPS FOR WOMAN

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Regular Care Of Hair:

Taking care of hair is in fact much the same as taking care of skin. An effective hair care discipline involves cleansing, toning and conditioning routines carried out with religious regularity.

1.Care Of Oily Hair And Scalp Condition: The principle of care for oily hair and scalp condition is the same as used for oily skin condition. The routine aims at removing the excess oil and to exfoliate skin cells which clogs up and suffocate the hair follicles in our scalp. The emphasis is laid on cleansing and toning routines. Since the hair has to be washed as frequently as it gets dirty and oily, a natural shampoo on a formulation of herbs such as amla, shikakai, trijla is ideal. Massaging hair and scalp is important for the well being as well as good growth of the hair. For dry hair, scalp massaging with oil is recommended. For oily hair massaging with toning lotion is suitable.

Home-made Cosmetics For Oily Hair: A.Take some dry soap nuts(reetha) and soak them in water overnight. Mash them in the morning and strain the soapy solution. Add a tsp of shikakai powder and wash your hair.

If you are unable to make the shampoo cleanser at home, use this infusion recipe. Prepare it and mix in the shampoo you use.

B.To make the infusion, boil two handful of mint leaves in one and a half glass of water for 20 minutes. Strain the solution and mix in a 300ml bottle of shampoo.

Toning Lotion For Oily Hair: Mix a tbsp of Malt Vinegar in a glass of water. Add a pinch of salt in it. Use 2 tbsps of it on your scalp and massage it with your finger tips twice a week. Leave the lotion on for one hour. Rinse with cool water, brush and set your hair.

2.Care For Dry Hair: Dry hair tends to be thin and rough.It is susceptible to tangles, damage, breakage and split ends. The primary aim is to replenish the oil and the moisture in the hair.

Home-made Cosmetic Care For Dry Hair: Below are given few natural recipes that are time-tested.

The Gentle Cleanser: Beat an egg in a cup of the skimmed milk. When the foam becomes consistent, rub it into the scalp. Leave it on for 5 minutes. Rinse the hair thoroughly with water. Carry out this routine twice a week. The Protein Conditioner: Beat one tbsp of castor oil, one tbsp of glycerin, one tbsp of cider vinegar and a tsp of mild herbal shampoo. Apply it on scalp and leave it on for 20 minutes. Rinse with clear water. A Special Massage Oil Toner Buy a bottle of castor oil or coconut oil. Add a tsp of lavender essential oil in it. Heat a little and massage it gently on your scalp at night. Rinse or shampoo it out in the morning. Follow this routine at least twice a week. please POST Your Comments

You did IT !!

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Not Every Tree can Stand Thirst But the Cactus Did it. Not Every Animal can Represent a Nation But the Lion Did it. Not Every Flower Can Represent Love But Roses Did it. Not Every Monkey Can Read Blogs But You Did it !!!!!

Greatest INDIAN Quotes

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"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are hooked first." "Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous." "The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you." "There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth." "Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead." "As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it." "The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman." "Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest." "The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction." "God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple." "A man is great by deeds, not by birth." "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness." "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends." "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person." "Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth

Dear BOSS !

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funny AD

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Moral of this Adverstisement: the person in the mirror is yamandharman..who decides the fate of death.. now you guess

Meaning of Sleeping and kissess.

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check this picture ...click to see Meaning of Sleeping style between Couples check this picture ...click to see meaning of kisses PLease POST UR COMMENTS

Happy Independence Day INDIA !!

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Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high; Where knowledge is free; Where the world has not been broken up into fragments by narrow domestic walls; Where words come out from the depth of truth; Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection; Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way into the dreary desert sand of dead habit; Where the mind is lead forward by thee into ever-widening thought and action- Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake."

funny strange Pictures

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Cool Picture - nature!!

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Natures Beauty !!Can v cherish them

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Peace and harmony !!

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A friend is never too big to be there for you when you need them…………

Joke !!

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Top Ten Reasons why there won't be an Indian US President Anytime Soon 10. White House not big enough for in-laws 9. Engineering, medicine, law and motels always preferred over politics 8. Agarbattis will set off smoke alarms 7. Can't find decent masala dhosa inside the beltway 6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother 5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with hands at state dinners 4. No chance for promotion 3. Chewing pan masala not considered politically correct 2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in 1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles

Joke of the Day !!

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Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

Reebok Shoe Car

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Catch of the day!!

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Funny Car !!

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Pleasant Swing!!

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Sunny oh Funny Day !!

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On a Rainy Day !!

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Can v Spot our old cars

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funny Life !! this Image could speak

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Difference between Boys & Girls Minds!

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Effective use of marker pen

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Funny Keyboard just for windows OS

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a recent study has show that microsoft windows users use a paticular combination of keys a lot this special keyboard will be handy

our fav Hoolywood Stars (childhood)

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Read the word in the Image

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If u cant see then follow the guidelines given below the code. You wont beleive it......its really amazing thing... :-D Now try pulling the corner of your eyes(move both ur eyeballs to the right corner of ur eyes and then see) as if you were Chinese Grin........................... It works n u can read it......Check it out! Close yor eyes almost 90% so that you can actually read it POST UR ANSWERS IN COMMENTS

penquin

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Funny way to show ur awake

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Tongue Twisters !!

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Peter bought a butter,The butter Peter bought was bitter,So Peter Bought A better butter,To make the bitter butter better. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood?He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck wouldif a woodchuck could chuck wood. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Which witch wished which wicked wish? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.Said the flea, "Let us fly!"Said the fly, "Let us flee!"So they flew through a flaw in the flue. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Betty Botter had some butter,But, she said, "this butter's bitter.If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,And she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A big black bug bit a big black bear,made the big black bear bleed blood. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesawBefore Soar saw See,Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so soreJust because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;sheep should sleep in a sack.

Hindi Jokes !!!

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10. Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I’m a kela. 9. Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just mutter- ed 8. Q: What are call-boxes for ghosts called? A: B(h)ooths 7. Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A: Why do phools fall in love? 6. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone? A: Aaloo? 5. Q: What did the confused egg say? A: I don’t unda-stand. 4. Q: What did the half eaten naan say? A: I wish I was puri. 3. Q: What did the fat car say? A: I’m a mota car. 2. Q: What did the lonely potato sing? A: Aaloo lonesome tonight? 1. Q: What is a vegetables favourite love song? A: Love me tinda.

Check This Out !! Little Laugh

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1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker? 7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 8. Why is it called building when it is already built? 9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? 10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? 11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ??? 13. If working hours are me! ant for working, then why are you reading this??? Get Back to WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Checker Box illusion

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Can you believe the color of block A and B are exactly the same? If you don't, just use your paint or other image editor to compare them.(cut the B and A Block and Place in a New Sheet ) Do It to believe (POST UR COMMENTS)

Top Ten Reasons Why TV is better than the World Wide Web

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10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Not Found 404" message? 8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV — even on MTV. 7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening. 6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard. 5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign. 4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in. 3. You just can’t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web. 2. Set-top boxes don’t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO. 1. You can’t surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

How to make a Rakhi

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Rakhi, a colorful piece of art, with silken threads designed with colorful items like Jari, Sitaras, beads. Design can vary person to person. Here we have provided a simple way to make a attractive Rakhi. Before make a Rakhi, you need to make sure that you have the following things. 1. Silk threads. ( Red preferred otherwise any color you like.) 2. A pair of scissors Cotton thread to tie knots Beads 3. Sitaras, golden threads and sponge to decorate 4. Good Glue 5. A toothbrush with hard bristles. 6. Any liquid Color if you like. Direction: 1. Take Approx. 30" long silk thread strands in a bunch. If you want to make different colored thread, take different colored thread and combine those together. 2. Tie a tight knot with a cotton thread on the one-fourth part of the thread bunch. The one-fourth part will be converted into a rakhi with the help of brash and decoration materials and the other three-fourth will be the string to tie around the wrist. Now cut both the end, the 1/4 and 3/4 side of the silk threads with a pair of scissors. Make sure the knot is really tight. 3. Now hold the knot by one hand while the smaller side ( 1/4 th) upward and take the brush. Rub slowly and gently on these threads. Repeat this step until the silk threads turns fluffy and soft. You make dip your brush in liquid color and brush it to make this more colorful. 4. Now we need to divide the other end into two string. At the end of the two strings tie a knot and brush the end. 5. Now this is the final step, you can decorate the top as you like. You can place small or medium size circular colored foil and decorate it with beads or sitaras. Stick them with glue. Or you can cut colored sponge in attractive shape and decorate it with beads or sitaras. Golden threads or color Jari can be can be applied to make it more gorgeous.

Rakhi Gift Ideas

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Raksha Bandhan holds immense significance for brothers and sisters in India and so does Rakhi Gifts. Every year siblings scratch their heads for that bright and brilliant Rakhi Gift Idea. To make that tedious process a bit easy we are presenting some innovative Rakhi Gift Ideas for brothers and amazingly delightful gift ideas for sisters. Some practical tips on Rakhi Gift selection has also been included in the text to help you choose the most perfect and memorable Rakhi Gift for your sibling. Tips for selecting Rakhi Gift: * 1. Keep in mind the choice of your siblings. For example consider his / her hobbies and areas of interest. * 2. Think if there is anything your sibling has been planning to buy for a long time but has not managed to purchase it on his / her own. If yes, then surprise by making his / her wish come true sooner than expected. * 3. Ensure the gift is of good quality and trendy at the same time. This aspect holds a lot more importance in Raksha Bandhan as siblings attach a lot of emotions to Rakhi Gifts. For them Rakhi Gift is not just any other gift but a reflection of their siblings feelings for them. * 4. Don't go over and above your budget. Remember your feelings behind the gift are more important than the digits written on the gift tag. So restrict to your budget. Rakhi Gift Ideas for Brothers * 1. For Trendy Brothers : For brothers who love to sport a style statement some trendy gifts are desirable. One can go in for fancy goggles, mobile cases, deodorants, perfumes, watches and belts. A bracelet style Silver or Gold Rakhi will also be appreciated by them. * 2. For Elder and Sober Brothers: For big brothers an executive Shirt will be good Rakhi gift idea. You can select the shirt - plain, stripes or checks according to the taste of brother. Colour of the shirt too must be decided on the basis of your brother's choice not yours. Organisors, portfolio bags, designer pens, ties and cuff links are other ideas you can try. * 3. For Studious Brothers For bhaiyyas who are studying in school and college you can gift things that will be of benefit to them. How about a good reference book, some nice novels, trendy satchels or interesting CDs. * 4. For Married Brothers If your brother is married you can go in for household gifts like nice paintings, some crockery items or traditional Raksha Bandhan Gifts like box of sweets, dry fruits or chocolates. * 5. For Kid Brothers Pamper your kid brother with some games or games CDs. Or how about toys like cars or those representing their favourite cartoon characters. Chocolates, candies and other confectionery items will be relished by them. Rakhi Gift Ideas for Sisters * 1. For Sisters who are fond of Jewelry Gift some nice jewelry items like rings, earrings or necklaces. You can go in for gold or diamonds if your budget suits otherwise artificial jewelry are a craze all over the world. Browse through some Rakhi Gifts sites and you will get ample of options. * 2. For Fashion Conscious Sisters Beaded and mirrored bags is an exciting and wonderful gift idea for sisters who are fashion conscious. Alternatively one can go in for nice perfumes, fancy tops or ethnic jewelry boxes. * 3. For Kid Sisters Little girls love to receive cute and huggable teddy bears, chocolates or some nice stationery items. You may also gift some novels or other reference books if she is fond of reading. * 4. For Married Sisters If your sister is married you can gift some household gifts like paintings or some fancy show piece. Perfume or jewelry items are other choices from which you can decide your Rakhi gift. Please Post More Rakhi GIFTS or IDeas in Comment Section to Get Posted

Cricket Crazy Indian Childrens

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Rakhi: The Thread of Love

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Festival of Rakhi or Raksha Bandhan It is the celebration of brothers and sisters. It is one festival that primarily belongs to the North and Western regions of India but celebrated throughout the country with the same verve. Regional celebrations may be different but Raksha bandhan has become an integral part of those customs As per the traditions, the sister on this day prepares the pooja thali with diya, roli, chawal and rakhis. She worships the deities, ties Rakhi to the brother(s) and wishes for their well being. The brother in turn acknowledges the love with a promise to be by the sisters' side through the thick and thin and gives her a token gift. The festival has been celebrated in the same way with the same traditions for centuries. Only the means have changed with the changing lifestyles. This too to make the celebrations more elaborate. This is the day that still pulls the siblings together. The increasing physical distances evoke the desire to be together even more. They try to reach out to each other on the Raksha Bandhan day. The joyous meeting, the rare family get-together, that erstwhile feeling of brotherhood and sisterhood calls for a massive celebration. The sisters tie that thread of love to their brothers amongst chanting of mantras, put roli and rice on his forehead and pray for his well being. She bestows him with gifts and blessings. The brother also wishes her a good life and pledges to take care of her. He gives her a return gift. The gift is the physical acceptance of her love, reminder of their togetherness and a symbol of his pledge. The legends and the reference in history repeated, the significance of the festival is emphasized. Well that is kind of an end to the rituals but the celebrations actually start after that. For the parents, it is a family reunion. Tasty dishes, wonderful sweets, exchange of gifts and sharing of past experiences. For those who are not able to visit each other, rakhi cards and e rakhis and rakhis through mails perform the part of communicating the rakhi messages. Hand made rakhis and self-made rakhi cards are just a representation of the personal feelings of the siblings. Crux is that raksha bandhan brings people together in true spirit of all Indian festivals. Please Post More Rakhi History or Facts in Comment Section to Get Posted

Why Should we Smile

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Types Of Luv

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Anna Kournikova without Skirt .......

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Click The Image to see(If you are under 18 plz do not open ..........)

can u resist these cake Images !!

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Friendship message!!!!!!!!

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Lets watch nature art.....real one

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fun with Photoshop

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Dedicated to all Funnybytians

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Impressive Honda Ads...trully Realistic!!

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creativity with fruits and Vegetables!! can u hate these anymore ?

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Portrait of a Good Friend

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Friendship message!!

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Friendship message

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good Creativity and little colors created this masterpictures

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hmmm,,...hilarious imagination...

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Imposible building design ! an illusion Pic

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funny tree image (unreal)

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you need to put your monitor upside down to read this..

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funny Beer or light ad ?

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Funny picture about health warning..very real

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Funny Sofa ....protein rich

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Crazy Picture ....please view with caution

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Nice Imagination .....cheers

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Great Minds ( can you judge)

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Caution (not for faint Eyed person)

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can u focus here (caution : can cause eye problem, and eye strain)

Life Stages in a funny way (must see)

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can you spot the Deer in the Trees

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Read the following passage carefully

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Did you catch the two "The"s? Most people miss this obvious redundancy.

What do you see?

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At first glance, this image consists of black splotches, but look closer. It actually spells a word ANS: LIFT

How many full cubes can you count in this pattern?

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IS IT SIX or SEVEN

How many faces do you see?

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A Bouquet Of Kittens

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which baby are u ??!!

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JANUARY BABY Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. MARCH BABY Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. APRIL BABY Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer evryone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains. MAY BABY Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. JUNE BABY You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! JULY BABY Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. AUGUST BABY outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. SEPTEMBER BABY Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. OCTOBER BABY Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. NOVEMBER BABY Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. DECEMBER BABY This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

The cuttest prayer on earth

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Heights of Things

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1. What is height of Fashion ? Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy ? Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness ? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is another height of Laziness? Adopt a child. 5. What is height of Craziness? Getting a black paper Xeroxed. 6. What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 7. What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 8. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. 9. What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 10. What is height of De-hydration ? A cow giving milk powder

Love letter by a HR Manager...

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Have you ever wondered how a HR Manager can write a love letter to his girl friend. Look at this .... To, Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger! share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Wish you all the best!!!! Thanking you in anticipation, Regards, XYZ HR Manager XXX Pvt Ltd.

Funny SHort Forms

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1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions 5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems 6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds 8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines 9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly 10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors 11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings 12. AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible 13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort 14. DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers 15. BFL: Brainwash First and Let them go 16. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & LackLuster 17. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India. 18. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees. =====

Anti Stress Programme(must see)

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Indians are shining

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Creative Coffee Cups(modern Innovations)

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Do u Knw why American Men Support Republicans?

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Lets Celebrate Firefox with this Funny AD

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Creativity at its Best

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