Heights of Things

1. What is height of Fashion ? Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy ? Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness ? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is another height of Laziness? Adopt a child. 5. What is height of Craziness? Getting a black paper Xeroxed. 6. What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 7. What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 8. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. 9. What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 10. What is height of De-hydration ? A cow giving milk powder