Hindi Jokes !!!

10. Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I’m a kela. 9. Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just mutter- ed 8. Q: What are call-boxes for ghosts called? A: B(h)ooths 7. Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A: Why do phools fall in love? 6. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone? A: Aaloo? 5. Q: What did the confused egg say? A: I don’t unda-stand. 4. Q: What did the half eaten naan say? A: I wish I was puri. 3. Q: What did the fat car say? A: I’m a mota car. 2. Q: What did the lonely potato sing? A: Aaloo lonesome tonight? 1. Q: What is a vegetables favourite love song? A: Love me tinda.