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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Loyalty Of Employees ( Salaried )

Bank Balance First Week : 10000 Second Week : 1000 Third Week : 100 Fourth week : 10 Conveyance First Week : Auto "I can afford it" Second Week : Share Auto "I would like to share. I am selfless!" Third Week : Bus "Public figures should travel by public transport" Fourth week : Walk "Good for health " Girl friends First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina "I can BUY love" Second Week : Meena, Tina "I have enough girl friends" Third Week : Tina "I am loyal to her" Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!" Mobile Maintenance First Week : Frequent outgoing calls "This is what mobile is invented for" Second Week : Restricted o! Utgoing calls "I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines" Third Week : Rare outgoing calls "Mobile should be used in urgent Situations only" Fourth week : Only incoming calls "I am not going to call her until she calls me " And last....but not the least... Boozing First Week : "Come, let's go to Taj and freak out!" Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Taj. Let's go to Dhaba." Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?" Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health

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