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50 Moments That Make You Smile

1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favourite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price. 12. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla!) (or strawberry) 13. A long distance phone call. 14. A bubble bath. 15. Giggling. 16. A good conversation. 17 The beach 18. Finding a 20 note in your coat from last winter. 19. Laughing at yourself. 20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 21. Running through sprinklers. 22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 23. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 24. Laughing at an inside joke. 25. Friends. 26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 27. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 28. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner). 29. Making new friends or spending time with old ones. 30. Playing with a new puppy. 31. Having someone play with your hair. 32. Sweet dreams. 33. Hot chocolate. 34. Road trips with friends. 35. Swinging on swings. 36. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking your favourite tipple. 37. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid. 38. Going to a really good concert. 39. Making eye contact with a cute stranger 40. Winning a really competitive game 41... Making chocolate chip cookies. 42. Having your friends send you home-made cookies. 43. Spending time with close friends. 44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends. 45. Holding hands with someone you care about. 46. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change 47. Riding the best roller coasters over and over. 48. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you. 49. Watching the sunrise. 50. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.

Appraisal Vs Resignation

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?" Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation?" Trainee: "Yes I do" Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation" Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation |-----------------------------------+-------------------------------------| | Appraisal | Resignation | |-----------------------------------+-------------------------------------| | In appraisal meeting they will | In resignation meeting they will | | speak only about your weakness, | speak only about your strengths, | | errors and failures. | past achievements and success. | |-----------------------------------+-------------------------------------| | In appraisal you may need to cry | In resignation you can easily demand| | and beg for even 10% hike. | (or get even without asking) more | | | than 50-60% hike. | |-----------------------------------+-------------------------------------| | During appraisal, they will deny | During resignation, they will say | | promotion saying you didn't meet | you are the core member of team; you| | the expectation, you don't have | are the vision of the company how | | leadership qualities, and you had | can you go, you have to take the | | several drawbacks in our | project in shoulder and lead your | | objective/goal. | juniors to success. | |-----------------------------------+-------------------------------------| | There is 90% chance for not | There is 90% chance of getting | | getting any significant incentives| immediate hike after you put the | | after appraisal. | resignation. | |-----------------------------------+-------------------------------------| Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !!!"

Bent Lines Illusion

The horizontal red stripes look bowed in the middle. This optical illusion brain teaser demonstrates that the black lines drawn in one-point perspective distort the red lines. You can also see that in this optical illusion, the thinner red line seems to be even more bowed than the thicker red line.

If you still don't believe that the red lines are perfectly straight, hold a peice of paper up to the screen and you'll see that they are in fact perfectly horizontal.

ABC 123

ABC 12 13 14 eye trick. Your mind will perceive the B as a letter when you are reading across. But when you read the list of numbers, it looks like twelve, thirteen, fourteen.

Shading Fades Away Illusion

Stare at the center of the black dot for about 20 seconds. After a little while, you'll notice that the outside of the circle - the shaded area - starts to lose definition, and even becomes a solid color. Or, your eyes may notice that the shading shrinks and isn't even perceptible after a minute or so.

Zollner Illusion

Don't the black lines look like the aren't parallel? Of course, they are - it's because of the feathered lines that make us perceive it differently. This is one of the classic optical illusions, and has been around since the 1800's, when Zollner created it.

Rabbit or Duck

Tilt your head to the right, and you'll see a duck. Then turn your head to the left and you'll see a bunny rabbit. Because of the simplicity

Scary Skull Table Illusion

As you first look at this optical illusion, you will instantly see a skull staring you in the eye. But after closer examination you'll realize that it is actually just a few victorian women spacing wine glasses on a table, with a round mirror in the background.