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Top Ten Reasons why there won't be an Indian US President Anytime Soon 10. White House not big enough for in-laws 9. Engineering, medicine, law and motels always preferred over politics 8. Agarbattis will set off smoke alarms 7. Can't find decent masala dhosa inside the beltway 6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother 5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with hands at state dinners 4. No chance for promotion 3. Chewing pan masala not considered politically correct 2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in 1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles

Joke of the Day !!

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.