Four Agreements will keep u happy

Agreement 1 Be impeccable with your word - Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love. Agreement 2 Don't take anything personally - Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won't be the victim of needless suffering. Agreement 3 Don't make assumptions - Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life. Agreement 4 Always do your best - Your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.

~~~cOntradicting quOtes~~~

Actions speak louder than words./The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap./ He who hesitates is lost. Many hands make light work. (or) Two heads are better than one. / Too many cooks spoil the broth. A silent man is a wise one. / A man without words is a man without thoughts. Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. / Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Clothes make the man. / Don't judge a book by its cover. (or) All that glitters is not gold. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. / Better safe than sorry. The bigger, the better. / The best things come in small packages. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. / Out of sight, out of mind. What will be, will be. / Life is what you make it. Cross your bridges when you come to them. / Forewarned is forearmed. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. / One man's meat is another man's poison. With age comes wisdom. / Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings. The more, the merrier./ Two's company; three's a crowd. The best things in life are free. / You get what you pay for. It never rains, than it pours. / Lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Better to ask the way than to go astray. / Ask no questions and hear no lies. Never do evil, that good may come of it. / The end justifies the means. Variety is the spice of life. / Don't change horses in the middle of a stream. There is nothing permanent except change. / There is nothing new under the sun. Never too old to learn. / You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Everything comes to him who waits. / He who hesitates is lost

Find out what men Are

Men are like ....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like .....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like .....Bike helmets . Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like .....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like .....Copiers . You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like .....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like .....Bank accounts . Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like .....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like .....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like .....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like .....Handguns . Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.

Think Positive!!

Think Positive!! This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do. I am thankful... 1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else. 2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets. 3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed. 4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends. 5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat. 6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine. 7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home. 8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech. 9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation. 10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means that I can hear. 11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear. 12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard. 13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive. AND FINALLY ....... for received e-mails because it means I have friends who are thinking of me, at least.