Some laws WE never learnt in school or college:

• 1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated
• with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
• 2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
• the least accessible corner.
• 3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
• engaged one.
• 4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work
• because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
• tire.
• 5) O ' Brien's Variation Law: If you change queues ( TrainTicket
• reservation) , the one you have left will start to move faster than
• the one you are in now.
• 6)BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
• rings.
• 7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
• someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to
• be seen with.
• 8) WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine /
• system won't work, it will.
• 9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
• proportional to the reach.
• 10) BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
• from the aisle arrive last.
• 11) OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
• boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
• cold.
• 12) HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when
• you're near the mailbox.
• 13) KITCEN'S RULE: You doubt whether you have switched off the light
• or not once you are on the Bus to office.

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• 21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend...
• 1.You don't have to call them every day, just to let them know you're not fighting
• 2.You don't have an anniversary-you just sort of "became" best friends.
• 3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your "partner" it makes you think of marriage. When they call your best friend our partner, it's more
• like cops.
• 4.You never have to touch your best friend when it's
• hot outside, but you
• can still huddle close when it's freezing.
• 5.Your parents usually like your best friend.
• 6.Your best friend doesn't care if you get fat, you're
• ugly, or if you get a ard haircut.
• 7.You don't have to get jealous of "girls only" night
• or "guys only" night -- You're part of it!
• 8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.
• 9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on
• any occasion.
• 10.You can plan on still having a relationship with
• your best friend in 20 years.
• 11.Never in your life will you need "space" from your
• best friend.
• 12.Your best friend won't be mad if you want some time
• alone, and will only ask you "what's wrong?" once.
• 13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble
• with; your boyfriend/girlfriend is someone you get in trouble
• with if you get in trouble.
• 14.You don't have to get dressed up to go anywhere
• with your best friend.
• 15.You're allowed to have multiple best friends.
• 16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and
• your best friend's relationship.
• 17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend
• is okay, no questions asked.
• 18.Your best friend will never refer to you as "the
• ball and chain," "the old lady/man," or "the whip."
• 19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates
• for a new best friend.
• 20.It doesn't matter what your "other" friends think
• about your best friend.
• 21. Your best friend is the first person you call when
• you get a new boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them.

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Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven where he is met by God. "Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. "I'm going to do something I've never done before. Im going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!" Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven." God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh THAT?!" said God. "That was the Screen Saver."

Example of Will Power

An old man lived alone in village. He wanted to spade his potato garden,but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation: Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden,because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison. Love, Dad Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!" At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen intelligence agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad..It's the best I could do for you from here." Moral: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS

A, B, C ...of life

Life is ADVENTURE dare it. Life is BEAUTY worship it. Life is CHALLENGE meet it. Life is DREAM realize it. Life is ENDURANCE copewith it. Life is FRAGRANCE smell it. Life is GAME play it. Life is HEAVEN take it. Life is INITIATIVE take it. Life is JOURNEY complete it. Life is KEROSINE burn it. Life is LOVE enjoy it. Life is MYSTERY unfold it. Life is NAME find it. Life is OPPORTUNITY catch it. Life is PROMISE fulfil it. Life is QUSETION answer it. Life is REALITY face it. Life is SONG sing it. Life is TIME utilize it. Life is URAGE satisfy it. Life is VOICE listen it. Life is WEALTH acquire it. Life is X ? solve it. Life is YEARNING go after it. Life is ZENITH attain it.

Funny Message

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?! *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle Million soldiers 2 protect a country BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered *************************************** *************************************** *************************************** A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

simple Vs Complex

MEN R SO SIMPLE If you kiss him, you are appreiciated If you don't, then he is equally pleased If you praise him, he will accept it as a compliment If you don't, then also you are admired If you agree to all his likes, he thinks it is a perfect match If you don't, he will respect your likes and dislikes If you visit him often, he will be overwhelmed If you don't, he will understand you have other priorities If you are well dressed, he will admire you If you don't, you are equally beautiful for him If you are jealous, he knows you love him a lot If you don't, he still knows you love him a lot If you attempt a romance, Your feelings are understood If you don't, still you are liked and admired If you are a minute late, he will thank u that u came. If you are early, he will be grateful for it If you visit another man, he understands that it is job related If you are visited by another woman, he understands you should have some time to yourself If you kiss him once in a while, he is head over heals for u. If you kiss him often, he is crazy for u. If you help him in crossing the street, you have high moral values If you do not, he will help u instead If you stare at another man, You are just admiring a human being If he stares another women, its because she looks like u.... If you talk, he will listen If you want to listen, he will talk In short: So strong and so understanding So powerful and so humble So straight and so simple So toleratent and wonderful... .....MEN! GIRLS ARE COMPLEX If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her. If you don't, she thinks you do not like her. If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait. If she is late, she says that's a girl's way. If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold. If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage. If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics. If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction. If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting. If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring. If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful .....Girls?!....Sigh.

Indian Quiz Next time you get asked an annoying Indian question, answer it like this...read on, it's funny! Q. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean? A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target.... Q. You're from India, aren't you? I have read so much about the country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation? [note: This one we were actually asked in August '93 by a real estate agent when house-hunting in Boston.] A. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant in our house. But later, we started elephant-pooling with our neighbors, to save the air. You see elephants have an "emissions" problem..... Q. Does India have cars? A. No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes. Q. Does India have TV? A. No. We only have cable. Q. Are all Indians vegetarian? A. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India. Q. How come you speak English so well? A. You see when the British were ruling India, they employed Indians as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English. So the British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused their servants' babies with it and since then all babies born are born speaking English. A variation to the above is a compliment --- "You speak very good English." Response: Thanks. So do you. Q. Are you a Hindi? A. Yes. I am spoken everyday in Northern India. Q. Do you speak Hindu? A. Yes, I also speak Jewish, Islam and Christianity. Q. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt? A. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school. Q. India is very hot, isn't it? A. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India. Q. Are there any business companies in India ? A. No. All Indians live on the Gandhian prinicples of self-sufficiency. We all make our own clothes and grow our own food. That is why you see all these thin skinny Indians -- it is a lot of hard work. Q. Indians cannot eat beef, huh? A. Cows provide milk which is a very essential part of Indian diet. So eating cows is forbidden. However in order to decrease the population of the country, the government is trying to encourage everyone to eat human meat. Q. India is such a religious place. Do you meditate regularly? A. Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks without food and drink. But it is difficult to keep my job, because I have to miss work when I meditate like that. But the bosses there do the same thing. That is why things are so inefficient there. Q. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they do that? A. We don't have shoes. So we burn the botton of our feet to make it hard so that we can walk. Q. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work? A. I prefer it to coming naked. Q. How do you celebrate Thanksgiving day in India? A. By roasting an American...

What your Birth month means

JANUARY * Ambitious and serious * Loves to teach and be taught * Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses * Likes to criticize * Hardworking and productive * Smart, neat and organized * Sensitive and has deep thoughts * Knows how to make others happy * Quiet unless excited or tensed * Rather reserved * Highly attentive * Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds * Romantic but has difficulties expressing love * Loves children * Homely person * Loyal * Needs to improve social abilities * Easily jealous FEBRUARY * Abstract thoughts * Loves reality and abstract * Intelligent and clever * Changing personality * Temperamental * Quiet, shy and humble * Low self esteem * Honest and loyal * Determined to reach goals * Loves freedom * Rebellious when restricted * Loves aggressiveness * Too sensitive and easily hurt * Showing anger easily * Dislike unnecessary things * Loves making friends but rarely shows it * Daring and stubborn * Ambitious *Realizing dreams and hopes * Sharp * Loves entertainment and leisure * Romantic on the inside not outside * Superstitious and ludicrous * Spendthrift * Learns to show emotions MARCH * Attractive personality * Affectionate * Shy and reserved * Secretive * Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic * Loves peace and serenity * Sensitive to others * Loves to serve others * Not easily angered * Trustworthy * Appreciative and returns kindness * Observant and assess others * Revengeful * Loves to dream and fantasize * Loves traveling * Loves attention * Loves home decors * Musically talented * Loves special things * Moody APRIL * Active and dynamic * Decisive and hasteful but tends to regret * Attractive and affectionate to oneself * Strong mentality * Loves attention * Diplomatic * Consoling * Friendly and solves people's problems * Brave and fearless * Adventurous * Loving and caring * Suave and generous * Emotional * Revengeful * Aggressive * Hasty * Good memory * Moving * Motivate oneself and the others * Sickness usually of the head and chest * Easily get too jealous MAY * Stubborn and hard-hearted * Strong-willed and highly motivated * Sharp thoughts * Easily angered * Attracts others and loves attention * Deep feelings * Beautiful physically and mentally * Firm standpoint * Easily influenced * Needs no motivation * Easily consoled * Systematic (left brain) * Loves to dream * Strong clairvoyance * Understanding * Sickness usually in the ear and neck * Good imagination * Good debating skills * Good physical * Weak breathing * Loves literature and the arts * Loves traveling * Dislike being at home * Restless * Hardworking * High spirited * Spendthrift JUNE * Thinks far with vision * Easily influenced by kindness * Polite and soft-spoken * Having lots of ideas * Sensitive * Active mind * Hesitating * Tends to delay * Choosy and always wants the best * Temperamental * Funny and humorous * Loves to joke * Good debating skills * Talkative * Daydreamer * Friendly * Knows how to make friends * Abiding * Able to show character * Easily hurt * Prone to getting colds * Loves to dress up * Easily bored * Fussy * Seldom show emotions * Takes time to recover when hurt * Brand conscious * Executive * Stubborn * Those who loves me are enemies * Those who hates me are friends JULY * Fun to be with * Secretive * Difficult to fathom and to be understood * Quiet unless excited or tensed * Takes pride in oneself * Has reputation * Easily consoled * Honest * Concern about people's feelings * Tactful * Friendly * Approachable * Very emotional * Temperamental and unpredictable * Moody and easily hurt * Witty and sarky * Sentimental * Not revengeful * Forgiving but never forgets * Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things * Guides others physically and mentally * Sensitive and forms impressions carefully * Caring and loving * Treats others equally * Strong sense of sympathy * Wary and sharp * Judge people through observations * Hardworking * No difficulties i AUGUST * Loves to joke * Attractive * Suave and caring * Brave and fearless * Firm and has leadership qualities * Knows how to console others * Too generous and egoistic * Takes high pride of oneself * Thirsty for praises * Extraordinary spirit * Easily angered * Angry when provoked * Easily jealous * Observant * Careful and cautious * Thinks quickly * Independent thoughts * Loves to lead and to be led * Loves to dream * Talented in the arts, music and defense * Sensitive but not petty * Poor resistance against illnesses * Learns to relax * Hasty and rushy * Romantic * Loving and caring * Loves to make friends SEPTEMBER * Suave and compromising * Careful, cautious and organized * Likes to point out people's mistakes * Likes to criticize * Quiet but able to talk well * Calm and cool * Kind and sympathetic * Concerned and detailed * Trustworthy, loyal and honest * Does work well * Sensitive * Thinking * Good memory * Clever and knowledgeable * Loves to look for information * Must control oneself when criticizing * Able to motivate oneself * Understanding * Secretive * Loves sports, leisure and traveling * Hardly shows emotions * Tends to bottle up feelings * Choosy especially in relationships * Loves wide things * Systematic OCTOBER * Loves to chat * Loves those who loves him * Loves to takes things at the centre * Attractive and suave * Inner and physical beauty * Does not lie or pretend * Sympathetic * Treats friends importantly * Always making friends * Easily hurt but recovers easily * Bad tempered * Selfish * Seldom helps unless asked * Daydreamer * Very opinionated * Does not care of what others think * Emotional * Decisive * Strong clairvoyance * Loves to travel, the arts and literature * Soft-spoken, loving and caring * Romantic * Touchy and easily jealous * Concerned * Loves outdoors * Just and fair * Spendthrift and easily influenced * Easily lose confidence NOVEMBER * Has a lot of ideas * Difficult to fathom * Thinks forward * Unique and brilliant * Extraordinary ideas * Sharp thinking * Fine and strong clairvoyance * Can become good doctors * Careful and cautious * Dynamic in personality * Secretive * Inquisitive * Knows how to dig secrets * Always thinking * Less talkative but amiable * Brave and generous * Patient * Stubborn and hard-hearted * If there is a will, there is a way * Determined * Never give up * Hardly become angry unless provoked * Loves to be alone * Thinks differently from others * Sharp-minded * Motivates oneself * Does not appreciates praises * High-spirited * Well-built and tough * Deep love DECEMBER * Loyal and generous * Patriotic * Active in games and interactions * Impatient and hasty * Ambitious * Influential in organizations * Fun to be with * Loves to socialize * Loves praises * Loves attention * Loves to be loved * Honest and trustworthy * Not pretending * Short tempered * Changing personality * Not egoistic * Takes high pride in oneself * Hates restrictions * Loves to joke * Good sense of humor * Logical