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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Tongue Twisters !!

Peter bought a butter,The butter Peter bought was bitter,So Peter Bought A better butter,To make the bitter butter better. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood?He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck wouldif a woodchuck could chuck wood. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Which witch wished which wicked wish? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.Said the flea, "Let us fly!"Said the fly, "Let us flee!"So they flew through a flaw in the flue. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Betty Botter had some butter,But, she said, "this butter's bitter.If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,And she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A big black bug bit a big black bear,made the big black bear bleed blood. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesawBefore Soar saw See,Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so soreJust because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;sheep should sleep in a sack.

Hindi Jokes !!!

10. Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I’m a kela. 9. Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just mutter- ed 8. Q: What are call-boxes for ghosts called? A: B(h)ooths 7. Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A: Why do phools fall in love? 6. Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone? A: Aaloo? 5. Q: What did the confused egg say? A: I don’t unda-stand. 4. Q: What did the half eaten naan say? A: I wish I was puri. 3. Q: What did the fat car say? A: I’m a mota car. 2. Q: What did the lonely potato sing? A: Aaloo lonesome tonight? 1. Q: What is a vegetables favourite love song? A: Love me tinda.

Check This Out !! Little Laugh

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker? 7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 8. Why is it called building when it is already built? 9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? 10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? 11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ??? 13. If working hours are me! ant for working, then why are you reading this??? Get Back to WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Checker Box illusion

Can you believe the color of block A and B are exactly the same? If you don't, just use your paint or other image editor to compare them.(cut the B and A Block and Place in a New Sheet ) Do It to believe (POST UR COMMENTS)

Top Ten Reasons Why TV is better than the World Wide Web

10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Not Found 404" message? 8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV — even on MTV. 7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening. 6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard. 5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign. 4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in. 3. You just can’t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web. 2. Set-top boxes don’t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO. 1. You can’t surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.

How to make a Rakhi

Rakhi, a colorful piece of art, with silken threads designed with colorful items like Jari, Sitaras, beads. Design can vary person to person. Here we have provided a simple way to make a attractive Rakhi. Before make a Rakhi, you need to make sure that you have the following things. 1. Silk threads. ( Red preferred otherwise any color you like.) 2. A pair of scissors Cotton thread to tie knots Beads 3. Sitaras, golden threads and sponge to decorate 4. Good Glue 5. A toothbrush with hard bristles. 6. Any liquid Color if you like. Direction: 1. Take Approx. 30" long silk thread strands in a bunch. If you want to make different colored thread, take different colored thread and combine those together. 2. Tie a tight knot with a cotton thread on the one-fourth part of the thread bunch. The one-fourth part will be converted into a rakhi with the help of brash and decoration materials and the other three-fourth will be the string to tie around the wrist. Now cut both the end, the 1/4 and 3/4 side of the silk threads with a pair of scissors. Make sure the knot is really tight. 3. Now hold the knot by one hand while the smaller side ( 1/4 th) upward and take the brush. Rub slowly and gently on these threads. Repeat this step until the silk threads turns fluffy and soft. You make dip your brush in liquid color and brush it to make this more colorful. 4. Now we need to divide the other end into two string. At the end of the two strings tie a knot and brush the end. 5. Now this is the final step, you can decorate the top as you like. You can place small or medium size circular colored foil and decorate it with beads or sitaras. Stick them with glue. Or you can cut colored sponge in attractive shape and decorate it with beads or sitaras. Golden threads or color Jari can be can be applied to make it more gorgeous.

Rakhi Gift Ideas

Raksha Bandhan holds immense significance for brothers and sisters in India and so does Rakhi Gifts. Every year siblings scratch their heads for that bright and brilliant Rakhi Gift Idea. To make that tedious process a bit easy we are presenting some innovative Rakhi Gift Ideas for brothers and amazingly delightful gift ideas for sisters. Some practical tips on Rakhi Gift selection has also been included in the text to help you choose the most perfect and memorable Rakhi Gift for your sibling. Tips for selecting Rakhi Gift: * 1. Keep in mind the choice of your siblings. For example consider his / her hobbies and areas of interest. * 2. Think if there is anything your sibling has been planning to buy for a long time but has not managed to purchase it on his / her own. If yes, then surprise by making his / her wish come true sooner than expected. * 3. Ensure the gift is of good quality and trendy at the same time. This aspect holds a lot more importance in Raksha Bandhan as siblings attach a lot of emotions to Rakhi Gifts. For them Rakhi Gift is not just any other gift but a reflection of their siblings feelings for them. * 4. Don't go over and above your budget. Remember your feelings behind the gift are more important than the digits written on the gift tag. So restrict to your budget. Rakhi Gift Ideas for Brothers * 1. For Trendy Brothers : For brothers who love to sport a style statement some trendy gifts are desirable. One can go in for fancy goggles, mobile cases, deodorants, perfumes, watches and belts. A bracelet style Silver or Gold Rakhi will also be appreciated by them. * 2. For Elder and Sober Brothers: For big brothers an executive Shirt will be good Rakhi gift idea. You can select the shirt - plain, stripes or checks according to the taste of brother. Colour of the shirt too must be decided on the basis of your brother's choice not yours. Organisors, portfolio bags, designer pens, ties and cuff links are other ideas you can try. * 3. For Studious Brothers For bhaiyyas who are studying in school and college you can gift things that will be of benefit to them. How about a good reference book, some nice novels, trendy satchels or interesting CDs. * 4. For Married Brothers If your brother is married you can go in for household gifts like nice paintings, some crockery items or traditional Raksha Bandhan Gifts like box of sweets, dry fruits or chocolates. * 5. For Kid Brothers Pamper your kid brother with some games or games CDs. Or how about toys like cars or those representing their favourite cartoon characters. Chocolates, candies and other confectionery items will be relished by them. Rakhi Gift Ideas for Sisters * 1. For Sisters who are fond of Jewelry Gift some nice jewelry items like rings, earrings or necklaces. You can go in for gold or diamonds if your budget suits otherwise artificial jewelry are a craze all over the world. Browse through some Rakhi Gifts sites and you will get ample of options. * 2. For Fashion Conscious Sisters Beaded and mirrored bags is an exciting and wonderful gift idea for sisters who are fashion conscious. Alternatively one can go in for nice perfumes, fancy tops or ethnic jewelry boxes. * 3. For Kid Sisters Little girls love to receive cute and huggable teddy bears, chocolates or some nice stationery items. You may also gift some novels or other reference books if she is fond of reading. * 4. For Married Sisters If your sister is married you can gift some household gifts like paintings or some fancy show piece. Perfume or jewelry items are other choices from which you can decide your Rakhi gift. Please Post More Rakhi GIFTS or IDeas in Comment Section to Get Posted

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Rakhi: The Thread of Love

Festival of Rakhi or Raksha Bandhan It is the celebration of brothers and sisters. It is one festival that primarily belongs to the North and Western regions of India but celebrated throughout the country with the same verve. Regional celebrations may be different but Raksha bandhan has become an integral part of those customs As per the traditions, the sister on this day prepares the pooja thali with diya, roli, chawal and rakhis. She worships the deities, ties Rakhi to the brother(s) and wishes for their well being. The brother in turn acknowledges the love with a promise to be by the sisters' side through the thick and thin and gives her a token gift. The festival has been celebrated in the same way with the same traditions for centuries. Only the means have changed with the changing lifestyles. This too to make the celebrations more elaborate. This is the day that still pulls the siblings together. The increasing physical distances evoke the desire to be together even more. They try to reach out to each other on the Raksha Bandhan day. The joyous meeting, the rare family get-together, that erstwhile feeling of brotherhood and sisterhood calls for a massive celebration. The sisters tie that thread of love to their brothers amongst chanting of mantras, put roli and rice on his forehead and pray for his well being. She bestows him with gifts and blessings. The brother also wishes her a good life and pledges to take care of her. He gives her a return gift. The gift is the physical acceptance of her love, reminder of their togetherness and a symbol of his pledge. The legends and the reference in history repeated, the significance of the festival is emphasized. Well that is kind of an end to the rituals but the celebrations actually start after that. For the parents, it is a family reunion. Tasty dishes, wonderful sweets, exchange of gifts and sharing of past experiences. For those who are not able to visit each other, rakhi cards and e rakhis and rakhis through mails perform the part of communicating the rakhi messages. Hand made rakhis and self-made rakhi cards are just a representation of the personal feelings of the siblings. Crux is that raksha bandhan brings people together in true spirit of all Indian festivals. Please Post More Rakhi History or Facts in Comment Section to Get Posted

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